Own Your Own Roach Motel
Not only could the listing agent not be bothered to sweep up the dead roaches, but they took a photograph that appears to be primarily…
condo
Blue his house, with a blue little window…
Yo, listen up here’s a story About a little guy That lives in a blue world And all day and all night And everything he…
Look Up, Look Down, Look All Around…
At first I thought the building was called “ACES.” I think that would have been a better name. Anyway, what’s with the dizzying shot looking…
Hello. I am a wall.
You’re looking at the primary photo for this $186,500 condo in Atlanta. The most-attractive selling point of the home, according to the listing agent. Um….
The Secret Penthouse
The photos themselves are quite nice, but with an asking price of two million dollars, wouldn’t you want to show potential buyers… you know… the…
Earning the Commission
You’re looking at the full-sized, one and only photo for a 50 million dollar listing. If this sells, the listing agent stands to “earn” $1.5…
Otherworldly Views
Don’t look now, but I fear that Loki may have opened a portal for the Chitauri invasion above your condo.