Nothing sells a home quite like a living room packed to the gills with dolls.

Bonus:

Gotta love the classic Pacific Northwest outdoor photos: “The ground is obviously covered in rain but we have photoshopped in a bright blue sky anyway.”

I… Um… What?

Not even going to ask what those things hanging on the wall on the left are.

The listing agent’s remark that this home “is in need of major improvement” seems to be a bit of an understatement.

A room with nothing but a disheveled bookcase in it? Nope, nothing creepy about that AT ALL.

Ho-ho, no way am I going in there.

Oh. We went in there.

This place just keeps getting more and more nope.

How does this even happen.

Are those bars inside the windows? Yikes.

What.

What.

What.

Oh and don’t bother cleaning up or anything.

It’s not like you’re asking strangers to spend nearly half a million dollars on this place or someth—oh, wait.