Reduced for quick sale, Owner is packed and ready to go!!

Just a thought but maybe you should consider taking some decent photos before packing your bags.

Oh, and also learning how to correctly type in a price might help, too.

Listing agent: “This dark, grainy photo of a sofa covered in pillows will tell buyers so much about the house! It’s brilliant!”

They liked this ceiling fan so much they included its photo twice.

Same with these bushes.

You don’t need actual walls when you use the toilet, do you?

Oh well hey. The home got a “yard of the month” award from BBF? SOLD.

Sometimes it seems like the listing agent just isn’t really trying to sell the home.

And sometimes it seems like they’re actively trying not to sell it.

Apparently whoever took the photographs of this home was unfamiliar with the concept of flash photography.

It’s understandable, the only been around for 114 years.

I also really enjoy photos like this one:

Because if the listing didn’t include a photograph of the water heater, how would I know that one was included with the home?

Wow. That is quite the bedroom. Painted walls and painted ceiling. I’m not sure what I’m looking at in the center of the picture, though. Is that a mirror on a dresser in a windowed alcove?

I think this next photo is the same room, shot from inside that alcove.

Also: check out the garden. Dang.

Not gaudy at all, nope. I wonder why they chose to keep the address “undisclosed”?