Hmm this photograph does not quite match the listing description:

The front porch has a large stone arch giving the house a warm, inviting feel to it!

I make fun of the corny 3D renderings that some unfinished homes use for their listings, but I think this strategy is probably worse.

I especially love the weird burned-corners look of the digital floorplan drawings.

That’s certainly an interesting piece of sculpture, and it appears a lot in this photo set. It seems odd that the listing photos would focus so much on a piece of art when the home itself is… well, have a look for yourself:

Apparently burritos are good business.

Never before on the market, this exceptional contemporary home was originally built for Steve Ells, founder of Chipotle.

Not surprisingly for someone in the restaurant business, this place has one of the nicest kitchens I’ve ever seen.

Here’s the other side of the kitchen, and a conspicuous shot of that sculpture again:

And of course what rich person’s modern home listing would be complete without the obligatory shot of the pristine garage with their sexy luxury cars?

Okay, back to the sculpture again.

Also: I hear some of you on this site like… stairs?

All right, let’s close it up with yet another shot of that sculpture.

There are lots more great photos on the virtual tour. Just beware, that link auto-plays a dumb video by default. Click “Photos->All” on the upper-left to stop the music and get to the pictures.

Wow that is a lot of stairs going every which way.

Combine all the stairs with the stark tile floor and you start to get the feeling that you’ve seen this before…

If you’ve ever wondered what it would feel like to step inside an M.C. Escher drawing, this listing looks like a great place to find out.

Apparently the current owner of this home really likes watching movies. Alone.

And they’re not just watching movies in their lonely home theater. They’ve got a TV embedded in the bathroom mirror…

And one in the enormous walk-in closet.

I can’t find one actually in the shower, but maybe it’s camouflaged to blend into that crazy tile work?

This home also comes with a swell bonus feature: color-changing walls! Note the large wood wall on the left of this photo. Now it’s pine…

…now it’s cherry!

Sometimes though, you’ve had enough TV and color-changing walls, and you just want to sit down and stare outside.

Alone, of course.