Oh yeah, I will definitely be going down that hallway. NOT.

Here’s the entire listing description:

AWESOME HOME IN THE BEST PART OF DETROIT

I think the listing agent and I have very different definitions of “awesome home.”

I also get the feeling that “the best part of Detroit” is sort of like “the warmest part of Antarctica.”

Gotta love the effort put forth by the listing agent.

The home does at least have an interesting architecture, but overall, if this is “awesome” in “the best part of Detroit”… yikes.

At $1.2 million dollars, this home appears to be the only other listing in Detroit currently asking over a million dollars.

In the real estate business, this is known as “Not trying. Not even a little bit.”

Seriously, it would be difficult to take less useful and more terrible photos if you tried.

Gotta love all the clutter, too. It’s not just the agent that isn’t trying here.

Ever heard of this thing called a flash?

Anyway, mostly Detroit just makes me sad. I probably won’t be posting too many more houses from there, unless something really ridiculous comes up.

Yup, that’s the primary photo for this “Completely restored Victorian Mansion in prime Mid-Town” Detroit, listed at $2.5 million. The really odd thing is that they have a decent exterior photo, but for some reason they buried it down at #49 of 58 photos.

Some of the other photo choices are interesting, as well.

Who wants to spend $2.5 million on a mansion just to have a bunch of people in apartments staring into your party yard all day?

Also, I’m not sure that “a view of Ford Field and Comerica Park” is really on the list of features that mansion-shoppers are looking for.

They do have some sweet stairs though, so there is that.