The rest of the flat is fairly pedestrian, but whoa, that hallway.

Why? Just why?

Whoa. It’s like a few of the rooms in this house were designed to induce maximum dizziness.

I would most likely fall down those stairs at least 50 percent of the time.

Can’t even figure out the purpose of this room, unless it’s just “to insult anyone with a modicum of taste.”

Seriously, looking this place’s interior is making me sick. Let’s see what there is outside.

Okay that isn’t really better. I’m certain water is not supposed to be that color.

All this for just $1,490,000! Best foreclosure deal in Texas!

At first I thought the building was called “ACES.” I think that would have been a better name. Anyway, what’s with the dizzying shot looking straight up the side?

I especially enjoy that they followed up the straight-up shot with this equally-dizzying straight-down shot shot floating over the parking lot later in the set.

Turns out tall buildings are tall. Who knew?