Nothing sells a home quite like a living room packed to the gills with dolls.

Bonus:

Gotta love the classic Pacific Northwest outdoor photos: “The ground is obviously covered in rain but we have photoshopped in a bright blue sky anyway.”

Oh and if the printed baby face pillow isn’t creepy enough for you, how about this shot?

This next shot is the view you get when you wake up and find that the dolls have stolen one of your kidneys to sell on the black market.

Just lie down and relax. Here, this soothing wallpaper should help.

This place is a real piece of work.

What.

What.

What.

Oh and don’t bother cleaning up or anything.

It’s not like you’re asking strangers to spend nearly half a million dollars on this place or someth—oh, wait.

Um. What is on that bed? Is it a baby? A creepy fat doll? That’s one way to cut a tour short, I suppose. If I walked into a bedroom and saw that… thing staring me down, I’d be out of there right quick.

Also… what’s with the photo of the monolith in the back yard?

At least the home features a cool bathtub.

Well, cool-looking, anyway. Not sure how comfortable it would be to actually use.