Nothing says “welcome home” quite like HDR mold, rot, and CAUTION tape.

I love how they cranked up the HDR so high that the dead brown grass looks like it’s glowing a bright yellow color.

The ridiculously overdone HDR amplifies every little defect, even in the least-terrible-looking room in the house.

Seriously, this place looks like some kind of Siberian prison.

List price on this 1,840 square foot rathole: Six hundred thousand dollars.

And it went pending after only nine days on the market.

Welcome to Seattle!

There is no indication in the listing description of whether or not the $220k asking price includes the rusting muscle cars.

I bet you could get them to throw in that half-empty shake, though. And the variety of poisons and toxic cleaners sitting right next to it.

Classic agent shadow. Nice touch.

I also love how there are still Christmas lights up on a house that was just listed in mid-September. Maybe they’re just getting an early start. Yeah, that’s the ticket.

$3.68 million. That’s one valuable graffiti seahorse.

Okay so it’s an entire 5-story building in downtown Seattle.

Still, what’s with these photos?

Okay that art is kinda cool I guess? I love that someone started painting that wall and just gave up partway through.

But look! Someone made a concept sketch of what it could look like if you poured millions more into the building. SOLD.

Not only could the listing agent not be bothered to sweep up the dead roaches, but they took a photograph that appears to be primarily intended to feature the dead roaches. Wow.

Really looks like a nice place.

I also like how the listing shows it as “Undisclosed Address,” but then they include a photo that shows the address. The specific number at the beginning is a little hard to read though…

Okay there we go. So much for “undisclosed.”