Seems like with all the negative press around the “rebel flag” these days, you might not want to feature it prominently in the listing photos for your home. I guess things might be different when the home you’re selling is in Nashville, Tennessee.

The home itself has some nice detail work…

But it also has some oddly modern-looking spaces:

And some confusing ones:

And some spaces that look back at you:

Asking price for all this: $16.3 million.

At 22,000 square feet and over five acres, it’s quite the estate. Of course, if you buy it you have to live in Nashville, so there is that.

Keep your windows closed at night unless you want to be kept up by the barking. Not from the neighbor’s dog. From the neighbors.

In case the numerous shots of the water earlier in the listing didn’t convince you, this sign at position 32 of the 34 listing photos should clear things up:

Also: America!