Whoa. It’s like a few of the rooms in this house were designed to induce maximum dizziness.

I would most likely fall down those stairs at least 50 percent of the time.

Can’t even figure out the purpose of this room, unless it’s just “to insult anyone with a modicum of taste.”

Seriously, looking this place’s interior is making me sick. Let’s see what there is outside.

Okay that isn’t really better. I’m certain water is not supposed to be that color.

All this for just $1,490,000! Best foreclosure deal in Texas!

Nine of the eleven photos of this home are of the exterior or the view. Which sort of makes sense, given that the home sits on half an acre of lake front property.

If the rest of this home’s 4,519 square feet look anything like the two rooms they did include photos of… well let’s just say that I’m not too surprised this foreclosed home was apparently pulled off the market without selling.