Yup, I’m a sucker for castles

Even totally fake castles that were actually built in 1996.

I mean, look at that roof line. What’s not to love?

Inside is pretty sweet too, with lots of hardwood.

And then they had to go and ruin it with carpet and tacky ceiling fans. Oh and also by putting it in Fort Worth, Texas.

I assume there’s a house in this photo, but all I can really see is the unnaturally glowing sky.

Bonus: we even get the same blinding light effect inside, too!

Doesn’t exactly fill me with confidence that this home would be a great investment.