Just a typical 3 bedroom, 2 bathroom house in rural Georgia.

Blurry, tilted photos that look like they were shot on accident as the real estate agent wandered through the house looking for the bathroom.

Price tag: $89,900,000

But hey, if you buy with a Redfin agent you get a $1,051,830 commission refund! Sweet!

At first I thought the building was called “ACES.” I think that would have been a better name. Anyway, what’s with the dizzying shot looking straight up the side?

I especially enjoy that they followed up the straight-up shot with this equally-dizzying straight-down shot shot floating over the parking lot later in the set.

Turns out tall buildings are tall. Who knew?

Listing agent: “This dark, grainy photo of a sofa covered in pillows will tell buyers so much about the house! It’s brilliant!”

They liked this ceiling fan so much they included its photo twice.

Same with these bushes.

You don’t need actual walls when you use the toilet, do you?

Oh well hey. The home got a “yard of the month” award from BBF? SOLD.

You’re looking at the primary photo for this $186,500 condo in Atlanta. The most-attractive selling point of the home, according to the listing agent. Um. Okay.

This one’s not much better, but the listing agent liked it so much they included it in the listing twice!

Words fail me.

That’s… um… an… interesting choice of um… art, I guess, to hang directly over your master bed. Not sure exactly what kind of message they’re trying to send to potential buyers with that.

I also like how this home was only just listed a couple of days ago, but the primary photo if of everything covered in snow.

What? Is a seemingly incapacitated child splayed out across the living room floor a deal-breaker for you?

How about a baby-eating lion? Not your cup of tea?