Gotta love listings that prominently feature photos of the random statuary.

Horses and topless girls go together like peanut butter and jelly, apparently.

Look in on your liquor collection from outdoors! Because you can!

This last one is actually the first photo on the listing. The really odd part about it is that it looks sort of weathered, like it’s a photograph of a computer screen or something instead of just a screenshot.

I don’t know about you, but I’m certainly intrigued… about why the seller would pay 25 to 40 thousand dollars to a listing agent who can’t even be bothered to drive by the home with a point-and-shoot digital camera before activating the listing.

P.S. — Between when this post was scheduled and when it actually went live the listing was updated with six actual on-site photos… all exterior. Apparently the agent still can’t get access to the inside of this $1.3M listing?