That photo above is the primary listing photo, but I think we’re looking at the garage.

Here’s the main home:

Apparently the seller really likes green.

Like, a lot.

From the listing description:

Serious inquiries only please. Partially blt eco-home. Website SylvanEcoHouse.com. 1 1/2 story home, three BD’s, 2.1 BA’s. 1944 sf. Needs completion.

Not a lot of homes have their own website. That number is probably even smaller among half-finished disaster-zone homes like this one.

What am I even looking at here? Why is everything covered in a metal grid? How is living inside a steel cage “green”? So many unanswered questions, and unfortunately reading the home’s website doesn’t really clear anything up for me.

Submitted by Emerald63, who says:

Behind the Green Door… are lots of green paintings

Lots and lots of green accents. Green paintings, green pillows, green headboards…

More green paintings…

And even more green paintings.

It’s all green and white, all the time at this $10 million home.

Where does the lawn end and the home begin? I wonder if they make lawn mowers that can flip up 90 degrees and mow the wall.

Actually this home looks like it could be pretty sweet to live in.

You know, if you’re into the whole castle / story book / fairy tale thing.

But let’s be honest… who isn’t?

I guess there’s something to be said for choosing a theme and… um… going all out with it?

I mean really, really going all out.

If you ever wondered what it would be like living inside an algae-covered aquarium…

…wonder no more.

Added bonus: the bathroom is a completely different piece of work:

Sold in March for $1.9 million.