Realtor: “Okay, if we’re going to sell this house, I’m going to need you to clean it up.”

Seller: “Umm…”

Realtor: “Well how about this. Can you at least mostly clear the floor middle of each room?”

Seller: “Umm…”

Sold in January for $367,000.

Seattle Washington, ladies and gentlemen.

It’s like a grisly freeway wreck. I want to look away, but I just can’t.

I’m not sure which is more disturbing… That anyone actually lives like this, or that someone paid over a third of a million dollars for what is basically a small landfill.