You like color? Look outside.

Or stare at your plants.

That’s it. Those are your only two choices here.

Bedroom? Desaturated. Bathroom? Desaturated.

Oh, one more thing…

Dead gazelle shrine for the win.

Um. I don’t think that’s an authorized usage of Disney intellectual property.

I kinda suspect that isn’t, either, but at least Bert doesn’t seem to be up to no good.

Hey wait a minute this looks like a totally different room than the first photo, but that looks like a reflection of the naughty Mickey piece in the mirror. Or maybe it’s just a miniature, mirrored version of the same piece? Confusing.

Nice. Another appearance of the suggestive seating to really round out the decor in this place.

For when your family room just really needs that “plummeting into the surface of the sun” feeling.

From the outside:

They even took the orb theme into the bathroom.

Seriously though, aside from some questionable color choices in a few rooms and a some mixed styles, this is a pretty cool house. Plus you get 4 bedrooms, 3.5 bathrooms, and over 3,000 square feet for just $150,000.

But… you have to live in Houston.

Custom built Moroccan style home… mosaic tiles crafted & imported from Morocco.

The architecture, the walls, the ceilings, the floor coverings, the furniture… All on-theme.

Wait a minute… Are those Moroccan parakeets chilling in that birdcage in the afternoon shade?

Well done.

This listing is just chock-full of what. From the seemingly oblivious tenant using his tools to work on… um… wait, what is he working on in this photo? An invisible car?

Anyway, moving on…

…to the random collection of worn-out diner booths just shoved into some random room to rot…

…to the TV playing a game show for nobody in particular…

…to the tables full of junk in the jungle of a back yard…

…to the random extension cord running into the kitchen from who knows where.

Great find, Claire!