Over on the island’s rental website you can catch a bunch of videos of the location and the home.

The photos on this post are from the rental site, because the photos on the for sale listing are bland in comparison.

Given this island’s location in the Florida Keys, you’ll have a great view from the deck of the inevitable approaching hurricane.

Inside is rather bland…

But who are we kidding, the inside is not the attraction here.

You might think that the best way to get to this home would be by boat. You would be wrong, apparently.

Just $9.9 million and it’s yours.

Looking to get away from it all? Middle Hardwood Island in its entirety can offer exactly that. Exceptional private island living with 3 adorable cottages all connected with walkways. Rocky shoreline down to sandy beach and your own private dock.

Apparently you can’t quite get away from everything, though…

To be honest, I really feel like that description is underselling the fact that you can buy an entire freakin’ island for just $750,000.

Granted, the “3 adorable cottages” are fairly modest.

But seriously, private island. In Maine. For under a million bucks.

It’s even got solar!

I am so sold on this place.

No word in the listing description about whether the pensive llamas are included in the $5.6 million list price.

Or the awkwardly staring cows.

But hey, at least the farm animals are set up to play a quick game of pickup basketball whenever the urge strikes:

One thing that confuses me a bit. Is this place called “Lestralaur Ranch”?

Or is it “October Farm”?

Actually maybe it’s both… The description says that the “Property includes two distinct farmhouse compounds…”

That’s definitely not a sentence you’re likely to read in many other home listings.

Whatever its name, it’s tough to argue with the fact that this is a pretty amazing piece of property:

Note that this property is located on San Juan Island in Washington State. And that lake in the photo has its own island. Who doesn’t want to own an island on an island?

Again from the listing description:

500 acre San Juan Valley Ranch. Surrounded by pristine acreage in the San Juan Valley, views to False Bay and the Olympic Mtns, and the sparkling, privately owned 50 acre Zylstra Lake- this is a rare opportunity to own such a beautiful part of San Juan Island.

If anything, that seems like an understatement.