If you thought you were going to get any photos of this 672 square foot, 2 bedroom, 1 bathroom house offered for sale near Dallas for $70,000… You were wrong.

Instead, all you get is a picture of this portrait of an unknown lady.

The title of this post is taken from the listing description:

Be careful! Unlivable now. Extra large lot, 9 large oak trees make a perfect home site for living & entertaining. On the East & on the West, the homes are newer brick ones. Take this one; update it; maybe add on some square footage & you’ll have a wonderful home or a great flip. CAUTION: Be very careful – flooring is unstable & has trip hazards. Bring your flash light.

Good to know that there are 9 large oak trees. If a listing has any fewer than 7 I don’t even consider it.

Wow. Just wow. A photo of some text on a computer monitor.

And weeks after the listing went live… still no actual pictures.

Seems to be a habit of this particular listing agent. Here’s another. And another.

What, you wanted photos of the actual home that’s for sale for $3,500,000? Too bad. All you get is ducks.

Lots and lots of ducks.

You’re going to have to use your imagination on this one, since this is the only photo that the listing agent felt like including.

The really weird part, aside from way too much green and the overall clutter, is that the glass box on the left appears to be the shower. Right off the living room. This seems to be confirmed in photos of other units currently for sale in the same building.

Weird.

You’re looking at the full-sized, one and only photo for a 50 million dollar listing.

If this sells, the listing agent stands to “earn” $1.5 million, assuming a 3% commission. I think I might be in the wrong industry.