With a ceiling fan!

And a skylight!

Don’t forget the three, count’em three, greenhouses! (There’s even a fourth if you’re up for repairing it.) In addition, there is a “huge display garden [with] mature, unusual trees and shrubs, including one endangered species.”

After a long day of plant tending, both indoors and out, have a nice comfy lie-down in your cozy (aka small, 452 sq ft) yurt.

I can’t really put it any better than the reader who submitted it:

Looks like a grave site? And why is it sideways??

No idea.

This $16.8 million listing is allegedly for a 4-bed, 3.5-bath 3,941 square foot home.

The listing contains thirty-two photos. Exactly two of those photos show any hint of the home.

Definitely worth $16.8 million, for sure.

This might be the Northwest’s most expensive home, on a dollars per square foot basis.

Just 702 square feet, with a list price of $875,000. $1,246 per square foot. That’s 42 percent more expensive per square foot than San Francisco’s most expensive listing, this $18M, 20,000 square foot manse (whoa—that place probably deserves its own post).

Of course, the real appeal in this listing is the land. You get 86 acres of it.

There’s also a sweet flyover video, to give you a better sense of the scale.

I’m pretty sure that video was made by the same people who made the video for the “Railway Resort” house, located about an hour away (and which, by the way, is inexplicably still on the market). Aerial videos of listings is definitely a trend that I can get behind.

This listing is just for the land.

So why do so many of the photos feature the mid ’80s-era Champion RV?

$85,000 seems a bit much for a barren patch of desert, but if the sweet ride is included, that’s a different story!

Words fail me.

Nope, does’t look any better when you take a few steps back. Also you just drowned in the lake. Game over.

If you had $1.3 million to spend, I bet you thought you could buy a house.

Nope. You just get guard towers.

Okay so technically they’re tree stands for hunting.

Whatever they are, you obviously get a lot of them with this listing.

All so you can shoot guns over this lovely swampland.

This lovely $1,300,000 swampland.