This guy pops up in the weirdest places.

Speaking of weird places…

Seems a bit odd to keep your kid’s / grandkid’s chair on top of the media center.

Seems like a pretty normal house… until you hit photo #13 (above).

From the listing description:

Your friends will say, WHOA!, you hit the lottery with this one!

See, it doesn’t count if your “friends” are all inanimate.

From the submitter, Sarah K.:

Must say that’s the finest whiskey-barrel dining set I’ve ever seen, and check out that bronze cherub in the top corner of the final photo.

It’s certainly the strangest staging I’ve seen in a while.

Wow.

Just wow.

Even the butler is speechless. Oh wait, that’s because he’s a mannequin.

…as is the pianist.

Wait, what? Is that… a chair made to look like a black lady? This place just gets more and more offensive.

Ooh hey, it’s that bubble chair again! The home’s only redeeming quality!

…and we’re back to the offensive decor.

I’m not sure which thought is more creepy, that they would photograph the wine cellar with a butler posing at-the-ready, or that it might actually be a wax sculpture, not a real person.

Personally, I’d much rather have C-3PO serving my wine than the guy in the first photo.

What I love about these photos is that it’s really not clear here whether the home owner is actually trying to sell their ($12M) home, or if they just wanted to show off all their cool toys online.

There’s definitely something to be said for choosing a theme and going all out on it.

Something to be said… What was it…

Ooh, a boat!

Ooh, a bird!

Wait, what were we talking about?

That’s bound to be disorienting.

Also in this listing… creepy lonely lady sculpture:

She even appears to be pose-able.