We just really don’t like the guy, okay?

What?

The rest of the house is actually quite nice.

Looks like a pretty sweet view.

I especially loved this hallway with bookshelves built into the walls.

Too bad they had to commit the sin of the mega mountain cliché. I guarantee the mountain doesn’t look anywhere near that big in person.

Sixteen photos of this $2.5 million listing, only one of which contains even a glimpse of the house itself. Instead, you get baby raccoons.

Oh right, you also get ridiculously-zoomed-in MEGA mountains.

The last “photo” on the listing urges you to “Click on the VIRTUAL TOUR link for many additional photos.” If you do, you don’t get any more photos of the actual $2.5 million house, but you do get this:

Mystical!

From the listing description:

Value is clearly in the land. … House has good bones- could be a fantastic remodel.

So, wait, which is it? Is the value only in the land or does the house have “good bones”?

Again from the description:

…great unobstructed view of Mt. Rainier, Lake Washington, city lights. … Spectacular VIEWs of Lake & Rainier…

Did I mention the view of Mt. Rainier? No?

Not sure if you really fully appreciate the view. APPRECIATE IT.