Given the lush natural surroundings, the owners of this home might almost be forgiven for trying to tone things down inside.

But then again, this is Mercer Island, Washington…

where winters can be long, dark, and dreary and many folks require a cheerfulness supplement to their daily routine.

But no. In this home, not even the entertainment room is entertaining.

Somehow, though, a vestige of humanity has managed to survive…

because at least they spared the children.

Is that… five televisions in one room?!? Plus another screen on the coffee table.

Also: that’s some pool.

From the listing description:

Value is clearly in the land. … House has good bones- could be a fantastic remodel.

So, wait, which is it? Is the value only in the land or does the house have “good bones”?

Again from the description:

…great unobstructed view of Mt. Rainier, Lake Washington, city lights. … Spectacular VIEWs of Lake & Rainier…

Did I mention the view of Mt. Rainier? No?

Not sure if you really fully appreciate the view. APPRECIATE IT.