There is no indication in the listing description of whether or not the $220k asking price includes the rusting muscle cars.

I bet you could get them to throw in that half-empty shake, though. And the variety of poisons and toxic cleaners sitting right next to it.

Classic agent shadow. Nice touch.

I also love how there are still Christmas lights up on a house that was just listed in mid-September. Maybe they’re just getting an early start. Yeah, that’s the ticket.

What.

What.

Nope.

Given the listing price of just $24,000, I assume that this home is in a rather frightening neighborhood. [Update: Confirmed. Murder risk 3x the national average, robbery risk 6x… yikes!] This might explain why the previous owner apparently left in such a hurry, scattering the contents of their desk all over the floor in their rush to vacate the premises.

What I really enjoyed about this (small) set of photos is how the rest of the house appears to be completely empty. Maybe the former occupant lived a very simple life and this was the only room they used?

What.

What.

What.

Oh and don’t bother cleaning up or anything.

It’s not like you’re asking strangers to spend nearly half a million dollars on this place or someth—oh, wait.

What a bathroom.

But wait, there’s more! Wouldn’t you love to prepare your next dinner… here?

Or lying down for a refreshing night’s sleep… here?

Or… um… well okay I’m not really sure what you’d do in this room, even if it weren’t covered in filth.

All this for only $300,000! What a steal!