I guess when you can afford a $16.5 million condo, you don’t have to care what anyone thinks of you or your taste in “art.”

Nothing says “I am super classy” like plastering the walls with scantily-clad ladies.

In nearly every room.

Blech.

This site could probably feature nothing but Florida condos and I’d never run out of content.

Is there something in the air or water down there that causes the residents to lose all sense of interior design subtlety?

So much ultra-bold color.

What’s with the red box under the glass case in the bathroom?

At least the living room toned down the colors a bit. Those sofas and the giant horse “art” though… Yikes.

According to the Zillow Blog, this home has “a maze of ramps” instead of stairs inside.

Also inside, this:

Not into modern art? No problem, just step over into the dining room…

So much going on here. Funny that the listing agent (quoted in the above-linked piece on Zillow) describes it as “a very peaceful house.” With this many different styles I feel uneasy just looking through the photos…

Um. Okay. So, it appears to be a bloodied, possibly severed head lying on a beach.

Not exactly the “art” piece I would have chosen to put directly over my bathtub.

Or anywhere in my house.

Or anywhere within 50 miles of me.

Even the furniture in this home is “art.”

Okay so the whole-wall fake room painting/photo is pretty cool, I will admit.

This home’s current owner is “Hip-hop star Pharrell Williams.”

Not sure if the point here is really to sell the home, or just to show it off.

Because these photos are definitely accomplishing the latter.

Seriously. Who has a movie room just for their guitars?

Apparently, hip-hop stars, that’s who.

Not exactly what I would have chosen if I were going to decorate my living room with six foot tall paintings, but to each his or her own, I guess.

Okay the paintings I can forgive, but a round, leather, mustard-colored bed?

Yikes. No.

You’re going to have to use your imagination on this one, since this is the only photo that the listing agent felt like including.

The really weird part, aside from way too much green and the overall clutter, is that the glass box on the left appears to be the shower. Right off the living room. This seems to be confirmed in photos of other units currently for sale in the same building.

Weird.

Yo, listen up here’s a story
About a little guy
That lives in a blue world

And all day and all night
And everything he sees is just blue
Like him inside and outside

Blue his house
With a blue little window
And a blue corvette
And everything is blue for him

From the listing description:

LARGE HOME ON A BIG LOT IN NEED OF REHAB…BRAND NEW ROOF…

And just in case you don’t believe them about the new roof, three of the thirteen photos they included show the roof actually being installed.

Of course, the listing also says:

BRAND NEW ROOF & PLUMBING, RECENTLY PAINTED INSIDE AND OUT.

But there’s no photographic evidence of the new plumbing or the new paint. How can we really believe them?