From the listing:

River Mill is one of the oldest manufacturing sites in North Carolina

Not really sure that a factory is the first place I’d think to build a bunch of condos…

…a bit Spartan on the inside. But if stone walls are your thing…

Just §289,900!

Er, I mean $289,900. Dollars. Not Simoleons. Silly me.

I’m a little unclear about what exactly is being offered for sale here. Is it a giant concrete gazebo? Or perhaps an outdoor volleyball court complete with four topless players? With only seven photos and no interior shots, I’m downright confused.

The listing description isn’t helping much here, either:

The Persimmon has it all. Covered front porch & also covered rear porch. Fantastic lot! … Neighorhood (sic) amenities include pool, fitness, tennis!!

Whoa, a covered front porch and a covered rear porch?!? MIND = BLOWN.

Possible explanations for a listing agent posting photos this bad:

• Only time available to access the home was in the middle of an earthquake.
• Agent was drunk when shooting photos and when posting them to the MLS.
• Owner is attempting to hide valuable government secrets that clear photos would reveal.
• Um… Ghosts maybe?

Seriously, this is how some agents earn a paycheck. If you turned in work of this quality in virtually any other field you would be fired on the spot. What gives, real estate industry?