NE – Looney Listing

Built-In “Art” Included

Marty E. — Mon, 13 Jul 2015 13:00:05 +0000

Apparently neither the seller nor the listing agent thought it worth $25 to buy a bucket of paint and cover the “art” in this home.

Asking price: $16,000. Last sold in 2004 for $58,500.

You’d probably have to pay me—and a lot more than $16,000—to live in Omaha.

Listing: 4331 Meredith Ave., Omaha, NE 68111

Found by: Marty E.

Free Headless Ghost Agent With Purchase

Marty E. — Wed, 11 Feb 2015 14:00:24 +0000

Headless ghost agent and ghost agent’s buddy come free with this $2.5 million Nebraska home.

It does have a sweet guard tower, though.

Not that there’s much to see…

Listing: 20636 Chippewa Tree Ln., Herman, NE 68029

Found by: Marty E.

A Healthy Winter Glow

Marty E. — Mon, 18 Mar 2013 13:00:54 +0000

Wow. Just wow.

This is apparently what happens when a listing agent spends 30 seconds reading a Yahoo Answers post about “that new-fangled HDR thing” and rushes out to apply it to their listing.

Seriously. What were they thinking?

Listing: 304 S 259th St, Waterloo, NE 68069

Found by: Jason