Summer’s a great time to take a dip in the pool with your shadow kids…

…or do… whatever it is those old guys on the right are doing.

I’ve always wanted a SimHouse of my very own.

Only one problem. If you and your shadow kids want the to buy house they’re supposedly going to build on this land…

…you’re going to have to evict the horse that lives there now.

The back porch is even better.

The open plan living room/kitchen/dining has great potential.

And the bathroom is fantastic.

If only you didn’t have to look at the outside to get to the inside…

According to the listing, it’s a “rare, beautiful new build… with all the attention and care given to match the neighborhood.” So, how does one do that when the final product doesn’t match any known style?

Wow. Interesting choice.

I guess when the actual home is currently just dirt, you get creative.

This condo has a price tag of $5,583,900 and a rather… interesting marketing strategy.

I’m sensing a theme here…

Okay so maybe you’re not a fan of ladies’ backs. Here, have this instead.

Ready to lay down $5,583,900 yet?

Ghost girl, ghost park people, ghost trees… these imaginary Austin condos have it all!

Even ghost cars!