This listing was submitted by Lindsey T., who says:

Slightly terrifying but you just can’t look away :)

Personally I think it’s a little more than just “slightly” terrifying.

But I agree that I can’t look away.

What is even happening here?

Was the previous inhabitant of this home some kind of insane sentient cat?

I can’t even really tell what any of these rooms are supposed to be.

Just about the only recognizable room is the bathroom.

…and I can only just barely tell that it’s a bathroom.

Okay nope, I’m out. Done.

With a great playground just across the street…

A nicely refinished living/dining room…

And even a master bedroom with a fireplace…

And then… you discover… The Basement!   ~ Shriek! ~

What do you mean, it’s not the set of a Vincent Price movie? You mean it’s like this all the time?! AGGGH!!!

This seller really likes tiger rugs.

Where do you even find tiger-patterned carpet?

Tiger throw rugs in the kitchen…

…in the living room…

…and in the, um, whatever room that is.

You can find many more tigers—er, I mean photos on the “virtual tour.”

The listing does’t say, but I’m pretty sure all those sweet cars are not included in the $4M list price for this “home.”

What’s that thing in the middle, around the shiny red Mercedes?

Oh, just a freakin’ car lift. No biggie.

So what about the home’s living space? Living room? Kitchen?

Immediately adjacent to the showroom, of course.

And when you’re done gazing at your cars, you can retire to the bedroom…

…and watch cars on TV.

What is it about horses that seems to inspire these horse shrines?

This is not the first horse shrine we’ve seen on Looney Listing.

The rest of the house is relatively normal. I mean, as normal as you would expect for a $7 million listing.

That’s quite a bit of green.

I will admit to feeling an inkling of envy for their outdoor grill / party space.

I imagine that there might exist a more extravagant home game room than this, but I’ve certainly never seen anything else that comes close. This one’s so big it took two more photos just to capture it all.

But that’s just the beginning of what this home has to offer…

Yup, that’s a home theater modeled after the bridge of the Enterprise from Star Trek: The Next Generation.

Borg Bar.

The parts of the home that aren’t in geek overdrive mode are certainly interesting as well.

Gotta love the very formal table setting paired with that modern art and a life-sized samurai statue.

Ooh! More classy art above the bed! It would appear that becoming ridiculously rich often causes one to lose all sense of good taste.

And just for good measure, let’s throw in a pirate-themed video game room. Because why not.

This place easily beats out the Indiana home with the Star Wars / Alien / Predator themed entertainment space for the crazy excess + terribly mismatched decor prize. Of course, it costs nearly eight times as much, so I guess it should?

Every day can be a party when you fill your home with statues.

I mean like every room.

Everywhere.

There’s no such thing as “too many statues.” …or is there?!?

Even the back yard is full of statues. It’s a non-stop 24/7 pool party.

I hope you like Cadillacs. I mean really like them.

Because it might cost a bit to take down that giant glowing “Cadillac” sign in the garage.

Also… Why does that little end table have horse legs?

That is a lot of beer cans. But the really cool part about this room isn’t what’s inside, it’s how you get inside…

Here’s a shot of the door into the beer shrine / game room:

Don’t see it? Here, let’s get a bit closer…

BOOM. Hidden door!

At least it adds some interest to this otherwise rather uninspiring home.

Apparently “Penthouse living at its finest” means being surrounded by swans.

Swans in the hallway, swans in the bathroom, swans in the bedroom…

It’s all swans, all the time.

Aside from the odd swan obsession, does it strike anyone else as a bit odd that a listing priced at $8,888,888 has such low-quality photos?

I mean really? That’s the best shot you could get of the view?

Submitted by Emerald63, who says:

Behind the Green Door… are lots of green paintings

Lots and lots of green accents. Green paintings, green pillows, green headboards…

More green paintings…

And even more green paintings.

It’s all green and white, all the time at this $10 million home.

From the submitter:

All I can say is that somebody likes baskets.

No joke.

Um… what else is there really to say?

Looks like the basement is where they store the baskets they haven’t had time to hang up around the house yet.

“Honey, we ran out of hooks for baskets.”

“No problem, I’ll just build you a basket shelf.”

SO. MANY. BASKETS.

Note the other collections featured in the photo above: Santa dolls and white tea sets(?).

That is a lot of baskets.

Why would brand new construction have a dog shrine closet? The rest of the house looks normal enough, so what the heck is going on with this closet?

Also, the only exterior photos are drawings. Does this home really exist or is it just some kind of trap placed by intelligent canines hoping to lure in unsuspecting humans for a game of fetch?

These dogs wish they could get in, but unless they can find themselves some zebra disguises, they’re apparently going to be out of luck.

The individual who is selling attempting to sell this home really, really likes zebra print.

I mean, a lot. Also, what’s with the second toilet? why the bidet (relatively rare in American homes)? Did they just need another surface to put more zebra print on?

Zebra print stairs?!? That’s taking it to an entirely new level.

Place mats, cabinets, furniture, accessories… and a small statue of some kind of zebra-giraffe hybrid thrown in there for good measure.

Okay that last one doesn’t have any zebra print (incredibly), but I thought I’d bring it full circle with another pair of wistful dogs.

Spotted by a reader.

Whoa.

Some digging through public records and Google reveals that the current owner is apparently a professional Disco Installer.

That is a seriously dense collection of disco equipment.

I didn’t even know this was a contest, but apparently we already have a winner: most appearances of Marilyn Monroe in a single listing.

And the photos featured in this post aren’t even all of the Marilyns in this house. I count seven appearances.