You’re looking at the one and only listing photo on a $1.8 million FSBO listing on SW Florida’s Sanibel Island.

Based on Google Street View, real life is somewhat less colorful:

From the listing description:

Corner location with BEST VISIBILITY & HIGH traffic volume. On Periwinkle Way bike path, over 20k cars tourist pass this property every day. Approved for most retail use, including bank, beer wine, retail, food store. Take out and food most possible!

Thousands of tourists pass this location on the MAIN DRAG of Sanibel Island. Perfect location for your business! Also has two residential units on this property. Do what you want when you want it in Southwest Florida’s number one tourist destination beach island town… on the only commercial property for sale with grandfathered mixed usege.

Love that mixed usege.

So… do the fancy cars come with the home? I think probably not, despite the fact that the photo above is the primary photo on this listing.

The car shots are funny. This, from the listing description, not so much:

DO NOT VISIT SITE, per seller request. Site visits shall be only through LA. . Do not disregard this message!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!PLEASE :) Sellers dog was killed by a prospective buyer, MUST CALL FIRST. No drive-by’s please.

The “no drive-by’s” bit is certainly ironic, given the photo choice.

The cars may not come with the home, but apparently this weird pipe contraption coming up out of the stream does.

Probably some sort of free irrigation scheme. Not sure how the local environmental protection board would feel about it, but hey, whatever. Not the seller or listing agent’s problem, right?

You’re looking at the primary photo for this listing in Maryland on the Delmarva Peninsula.

I also really like the unreadable watermark that somebody squirted right onto the middle of all the photos. So classy.