Just 22 minutes from downtown Portland, this $7.2 million manse has pretty much everything…

Outside, it’s all castle. Inside…

…it’s also castle.

Except when it’s desert oasis.

Or Arabic domes.

Or giant… ceiling… compass?

Okay, back to castle.

Nope, just kidding. Time for a modern theater.

Or how about this rainbow workout room?

Okay let’s close on the castle watchtower.

It’s certainly nice, but you’d think they would be able to decide on just one style.

Inside there is an endless supply of non-traditional spaces, including the 2-story, semi-circular music niche…

…a sharply angled, glass walled hallway that snuggles around a deck…

…and numerous rooms that manage not to suffer from a lack of parallel walls, including the office and a practice/recording studio.

Still, the thing that’s likely to hold your interest the longest isn’t even technically a part of the house itself. Nope. It’s…

…the bright purple leather sofa! (With matching ottoman!!)

The back porch is even better.

The open plan living room/kitchen/dining has great potential.

And the bathroom is fantastic.

If only you didn’t have to look at the outside to get to the inside…

According to the listing, it’s a “rare, beautiful new build… with all the attention and care given to match the neighborhood.” So, how does one do that when the final product doesn’t match any known style?

That’s the primary listing photo for this Portland home.

These are the only other two photos on the listing.

The listing agent stands to “earn” a commission of over $8,000 should this sell near its list price of $275,000.

Why am I not an agent?

This might be the Northwest’s most expensive home, on a dollars per square foot basis.

Just 702 square feet, with a list price of $875,000. $1,246 per square foot. That’s 42 percent more expensive per square foot than San Francisco’s most expensive listing, this $18M, 20,000 square foot manse (whoa—that place probably deserves its own post).

Of course, the real appeal in this listing is the land. You get 86 acres of it.

There’s also a sweet flyover video, to give you a better sense of the scale.

I’m pretty sure that video was made by the same people who made the video for the “Railway Resort” house, located about an hour away (and which, by the way, is inexplicably still on the market). Aerial videos of listings is definitely a trend that I can get behind.

Sixteen photos of this $2.5 million listing, only one of which contains even a glimpse of the house itself. Instead, you get baby raccoons.

Oh right, you also get ridiculously-zoomed-in MEGA mountains.

The last “photo” on the listing urges you to “Click on the VIRTUAL TOUR link for many additional photos.” If you do, you don’t get any more photos of the actual $2.5 million house, but you do get this:

Mystical!

The still photos on this listing are amazing, but they really don’t do this property justice. Thankfully, the listing agent had a video made. It is amazing.

This aerial shot gives you a sense of the scope of this mini-railroad.

Complete with a mini-trainyard.

And inside: more, even smaller trains!

It’s a $3.5 million train-lover’s paradise!

Updates!

Here is the home’s official webpage: UniqueEstateForSale.com

Looks like I’m not the only one who thinks this is an awesome listing. We were picked up by BoingBoing (first), Gizmodo, Daily Picks and Flicks, Neatorama, Well Done Stuff, and even Fox News Politics(?!?). Some of these sites even did further research. Here’s some of what they found.

Daily Picks and Flicks found another tour of the home by the listing agent, Jason Gardner:

Daily Picks and Flicks also found this great CNN Money video that features the property and its owner, Tom Miller, who built every train you see in these videos!

Daily Picks and Flicks also found a forum thread on myLargescale.com in which Tom explains his motivation for selling:

…it is time to let someone else take stewardship of what I have created. I intend to keep my locomotives and run them at club railroads around the country unless the new owner insists they go with the property. After all they are just stuff and I could build other and different locomotives.

Well Done Stuff found another video.

I’ll continue to update this post as people find more neat stuff about this property.

Groovy toilet, man. Groovy.

The photos themselves are quite nice, but with an asking price of two million dollars, wouldn’t you want to show potential buyers… you know… the actual unit for sale?

I mean, it’s a nice weight room, and a nice-looking sauna, sure.

But really? Just eight pictures and zero of them showing the actual penthouse for sale? Come on.

You like brown, right?

Right?!?

No? How about yellow flowers?

Sheesh, you are impossible to please.

Apparently it’s “Out of Place HDR” week here on Looney Listing!

Nothing like a splash of TOTALLY REALISTIC color to sell your triple-wide in Middle of Nowhere, Oregon.

Are trees supposed to glow white like that?

The best part is that the interior photos are all fairly normal until suddenly, halfway through the set…

…BAM, over-saturated sink close-up!

What a bathroom.

But wait, there’s more! Wouldn’t you love to prepare your next dinner… here?

Or lying down for a refreshing night’s sleep… here?

Or… um… well okay I’m not really sure what you’d do in this room, even if it weren’t covered in filth.

All this for only $300,000! What a steal!

Other apparently really important features of this home include:

Fish Tile

Forest Tile