Above: The primary listing photo for this $550,000 Philadelphia townhouse.

That’s a nice picture and all, but where’s the actual home for sale?

Nope, not here. But let’s have a closer look at the street art…

There are 14 photos on this listing. A grand total of two of those photos are of the inside of the actual home being sold:

So, basically the seller here is asking you to pay over half a million dollars for some historic scenery and funky mosaic art outside the home.

Wow. This dark hallway really gives me a lot of useful information about this $275,000 Pennsylvania listing.

Um… Okay, what happened here?

Oh did I mention this is a church building? Apparently a relatively long-abandoned church building.

While the setting looks rather remote in the photos, it’s apparently in the middle of a residential neighborhood, right next to a freeway. Still don’t think I’d touch this one with a ten foot pole, based on the photos…

This home is having a serious identity crisis.

Or it’s the star of the next upcoming Transformers movie.

But I thought that was going to feature Transformers that are dinosaurs, not houses.

Let’s watch the Transformers 4 trailer, just to be sure.

Yup, those are definitely dinosaurs. So what gives?

From the listing…

Photos depict examples of the style of homes that could be designed and built.

Oooooohhhhh.

Um, so what’s with the stained glass photo, then?

I promise you these are all the same house.

I guess 1993 was a good year?

Ugh, Mercator projection. Totally ruins it.

I’d complain about the open toilet but I’m just so relaxed, like I’m at the beach.

Did I say the beach? I meant the library. Yeah. That.