It has gorgeous views of the Scottsdale and Phoenix area.

It has some interesting spaces inside, including the kitchen…

…and the amazing master bathroom.

It even has a totally cool mural in, of all places, the garage.

But the real magic happens after dark, when the lights go out…

…and the black lights come on!

Now that is what I am talkin’ about!

That is quite the interesting piece of art.

So where do you get a piece like that? I’ve got a guess…

Yeah, looks like it’s an original.

The house itself is quite nice though:

Lovely modern home in a quiet wooded setting. Let’s just hope the art isn’t included in the sale.

You’re looking at the one and only listing photo on a $1.8 million FSBO listing on SW Florida’s Sanibel Island.

Based on Google Street View, real life is somewhat less colorful:

From the listing description:

Corner location with BEST VISIBILITY & HIGH traffic volume. On Periwinkle Way bike path, over 20k cars tourist pass this property every day. Approved for most retail use, including bank, beer wine, retail, food store. Take out and food most possible!

Thousands of tourists pass this location on the MAIN DRAG of Sanibel Island. Perfect location for your business! Also has two residential units on this property. Do what you want when you want it in Southwest Florida’s number one tourist destination beach island town… on the only commercial property for sale with grandfathered mixed usege.

Love that mixed usege.

For that matter, why bother blurring out your art, anyway?

What’s so secret about your paintings? Are they stolen, or just really tasteless?

I did find one piece of “art” that they didn’t bother to blur:

With an asking price of $2.65 million and presumably quite a nice riverfront view, you would think the agent would have take a photo or two that actually… you know… showed that view.

You would be wrong.

Apparently proper exposure and basic post-process layering are undiscovered skills in Tennessee.

There’s nothing particularly remarkable about this ordinary £134,950 (about $215,000) 3-bedroom house in Leeds, which is apparently why the owners decided to create this lovely pretend view.

There’s lots to like here…

Lots of brick…

Lots of wood…

Lots of dark areas…

and lots of nature.

There’s also an odd but attractive mural over the bath.

The best feature, though, is the conveniently pre-dug, easy to hide grave. Sure, the listing calls it a “mechanics pic,” but we know what it really is.

*wink-wink*

It’s very important to know where the nearest giant Marilyn Monroe mural is when I’m considering buying a house.

And what if I need to park my bike a few blocks away? This place has me covered, apparently.

Also: CVS!

Ooh look, if you zoom your camera way in from the rooftop deck, you can see the Washington National Cathedral! Special!

Here’s a park with a random dude running by.

I guess when the home in question is only a 429 square foot condo, there’s only so much of the actual listing you can show in 30 photos.

Submitted by Emerald63, who says:

Behind the Green Door… are lots of green paintings

Lots and lots of green accents. Green paintings, green pillows, green headboards…

More green paintings…

And even more green paintings.

It’s all green and white, all the time at this $10 million home.

I guess these sellers really enjoyed Pulp Fiction?

..or they just like painting things all over their walls, apparently.

Guns! More guns!

Okay skateboarding SpongeBob is pretty cool.

Not exactly what I would have chosen if I were going to decorate my living room with six foot tall paintings, but to each his or her own, I guess.

Okay the paintings I can forgive, but a round, leather, mustard-colored bed?

Yikes. No.

I promise you these are all the same house.

I guess 1993 was a good year?

Ugh, Mercator projection. Totally ruins it.

I’d complain about the open toilet but I’m just so relaxed, like I’m at the beach.

Did I say the beach? I meant the library. Yeah. That.

I’m assuming that this photograph features the kids’ room, but you really can’t be sure. Maybe the owners just have some kind of alien fetish?

Also, do you like that gloopy, dripping paint look?

Of course you do. You’re running for your checkbook right now so you can drop $1.2 million on this home ASAP.

Okay so this one actually sold a few months ago, but it was just too bizarre not to share.

Seriously. Who would on Earth would…

1. have this up in their house
2. leave this up when attempting to sell their house
3. include a photo featuring this in their listing

The mind boggles.

Apparently it’s “Art Week” here on Looney Listing. In contrast to Monday’s home, this home’s art is a well-matched set. The only piece in the photos that I think might not be from the same artist is the dog sitting upright, wearing a royal robe. Wait, what?

Yup, you heard me. Best I can tell, this next one depicts some sort of arsonist donkey, proudly surveying the burning house in the background as small flames lick his feet.

I think this last one is meant to be deep. Or something.

See what I did there.

I did some searching on the Google and wasn’t able to find any of these pieces online. Ten Looney Points to anyone who can identify the artist and provide a link.