It has gorgeous views of the Scottsdale and Phoenix area.

It has some interesting spaces inside, including the kitchen…

…and the amazing master bathroom.

It even has a totally cool mural in, of all places, the garage.

But the real magic happens after dark, when the lights go out…

…and the black lights come on!

Now that is what I am talkin’ about!

blacksmiths, including one of a kind leaded windows with beveled glass panes…

plasterers…

and bricklayers (or brick-levitators, as the case may be)…

not to mention the ubiquitous fine art and furnishings on display in every room, as well as this unique fireplace.

The looniest thing about this Looney Listing is that those who designed and built the home, as the saying goes, chose wisely. And that’s pretty darn rare.

Start small with, say, an interesting but unimposing fountain at the entry.

Move up in complexity by increasing the scale…

…and number of materials.

Then expand your stage…

…set the mood…

…and Yowza! They don’t call it Paradise Valley for nothing!!

And there’s no need to waste the underside of a roof, either, when you can show off the seldom seen sight of clay tiles from below.

And while you’re at it, why waste stair risers?

Waste not, want not, as they say.

Nothing about this place is average, nothing at all. It’s not your average entry.

Or sofa.

Not your average bedroom. (A marble platform bed – really?)

Or bathroom.

And especially not your average listing butler.

From submitter Emerald63:

Can’t get enough loudly patterned floors, walls, and even ceilings, not to mention built-ins? Well come on in!

I like how every room has a wildly different pattern and theme than the one before. No wait did I say I like that? I meant it’s sort of hideous.

Okay well aside from the floral wallpaper I actually do kind of like the kitchen.

Whoa. That is some entryway. Dig the velvet yellow throne. Yikes.

Apparently the key to making living in a lifeless desert marginally tolerable is sports cars.

Note how the imaginary rendered cars keep moving around so they are conveniently visible in almost every view.

Even inside.

Okay so the rear shot of this imaginary home hugging the hillside doesn’t appear to have the sports cars. Oh well.

For some reason the official listing photos on this one are tiny, but you can view a much higher-resolution set a Sotheby’s Realty.