For that matter, why bother blurring out your art, anyway?

What’s so secret about your paintings? Are they stolen, or just really tasteless?

I did find one piece of “art” that they didn’t bother to blur:

With an asking price of $2.65 million and presumably quite a nice riverfront view, you would think the agent would have take a photo or two that actually… you know… showed that view.

You would be wrong.

Apparently proper exposure and basic post-process layering are undiscovered skills in Tennessee.

I assume there’s a house in this photo, but all I can really see is the unnaturally glowing sky.

Bonus: we even get the same blinding light effect inside, too!

The reader who spotted this listing summarized the photos well:

Very blurry with a side of extra glare.

Rather than telling me anything about the home, the only thing conveyed by these photos is that the listing agent should never be allowed to use a camera.

Flipping through these pictures I find myself instinctively rubbing my eyes, as if to remove the gunk that’s blurring my vision.

Price tag: $682,900. Presumed commission to be earned on the sale of this home by the listing agent that posted these photos: $20,487