Typically when you’re trying to sell your home, it’s a good idea to take down your family photos. I guess when your family photo is seven feet tall and embedded in the wall, that’s not an easy proposition.

Overall this is actually a very nice house (on a rather small lot) and well-done photos, but there is something that seems… off.

Either the TV in the photo above and the sinks in the photo below are abnormally wide or there’s some serious stretching going on to make this home appear more spacious than it really is.

Which seems like it would be unnecessary for a $1.75 million home with well over 4,000 square feet.

“Hey, maybe if we plaster all the walls with framed posters and photographs, nobody will notice that we’re trying to pass an airplane hangar off as a home!”

“Twelve million dollars isn’t too much to ask for a well-kept hangar, right?”

“Hey, just to really push buyers over the edge, let’s spruce the place up with a heaping dose of creepy sculptures of little girls.”

“Great! Now we just need one in the middle of the entryway, lying face down on a tiny little pedestal, and we’ll be done.”

“Perfect!”