Over on the island’s rental website you can catch a bunch of videos of the location and the home.

The photos on this post are from the rental site, because the photos on the for sale listing are bland in comparison.

Given this island’s location in the Florida Keys, you’ll have a great view from the deck of the inevitable approaching hurricane.

Inside is rather bland…

But who are we kidding, the inside is not the attraction here.

You might think that the best way to get to this home would be by boat. You would be wrong, apparently.

Just $9.9 million and it’s yours.

Looking to get away from it all? Middle Hardwood Island in its entirety can offer exactly that. Exceptional private island living with 3 adorable cottages all connected with walkways. Rocky shoreline down to sandy beach and your own private dock.

Apparently you can’t quite get away from everything, though…

To be honest, I really feel like that description is underselling the fact that you can buy an entire freakin’ island for just $750,000.

Granted, the “3 adorable cottages” are fairly modest.

But seriously, private island. In Maine. For under a million bucks.

It’s even got solar!

I am so sold on this place.