Not a lot to say about this one. It’s a fairly normal 2.4 million dollar listing, but as I was scrolling through the photos—BAM—that deep purple sofa just jumped out of nowhere.

I also appreciate that they’ve included the directly-above shot that I love.

This site could probably feature nothing but Florida condos and I’d never run out of content.

Is there something in the air or water down there that causes the residents to lose all sense of interior design subtlety?

So much ultra-bold color.

What’s with the red box under the glass case in the bathroom?

At least the living room toned down the colors a bit. Those sofas and the giant horse “art” though… Yikes.

The seller of this home is either a big fan of Duane Hanson Sculpture or perhaps his grandma just wouldn’t get out of the shot.

Also, they’re really quite fond of their pool. It seems like half the shots are the pool. I mean, that is a pretty majestic seahorse.

It seems like they couldn’t choose a theme for the pool though. We’ve got the seahorse, some topless mermaids, a dragon, an elephant, and a panther all surrounding the pool. Quite an odd collection.

I hope you like purple, because there is a lot of it in this house.

Wait, does anyone actually live in this house? Nobody actually has a closet that organized, do they?