It’s hard to figure out exactly what happened here, but I’m pretty sure what we’re looking at are physical photo prints that were digitally scanned on a flatbed scanner.

Then just straight up dumped on the MLS. No cropping, no rotating… Nothing.

At 3 percent commission, this listing agent stands to “earn” $9,870 if this home sells. Maybe they can use some of the money to buy a digital camera, or at least some rudimentary photo editing lessons.

Realtor: “Okay, if we’re going to sell this house, I’m going to need you to clean it up.”

Seller: “Umm…”

Realtor: “Well how about this. Can you at least mostly clear the floor middle of each room?”

Seller: “Umm…”

Just a random ice cream tricycle in a listing of a home for sale.

Parked in front of my ice cream shop, apparently?

This is the bedroom we gave to the daughter we’re proud of.

And this is the bedroom we gave to the daughter we’re ashamed of.

Hey at least she gets a bed. Sort of.

From the listing description:

Why rent? Own and move right in to this East Side corner unit with view of trees on the balcony. Walk to Miriam, near train, bus, colleges & highways! Bring offer!

Asking price: $12,100,000

Just a hunch, but I think they may have accidentally added a few extra zeros to that price.