It’s very important to me to know what my house will look like to birds.

And 20-foot-tall giants.

Very, very important.

Also sometimes I need to see what the neighbors’ houses look like to birds, as well.

From the listing description:

LARGE HOME ON A BIG LOT IN NEED OF REHAB…BRAND NEW ROOF…

And just in case you don’t believe them about the new roof, three of the thirteen photos they included show the roof actually being installed.

Of course, the listing also says:

BRAND NEW ROOF & PLUMBING, RECENTLY PAINTED INSIDE AND OUT.

But there’s no photographic evidence of the new plumbing or the new paint. How can we really believe them?