It’s hard to figure out exactly what happened here, but I’m pretty sure what we’re looking at are physical photo prints that were digitally scanned on a flatbed scanner.

Then just straight up dumped on the MLS. No cropping, no rotating… Nothing.

At 3 percent commission, this listing agent stands to “earn” $9,870 if this home sells. Maybe they can use some of the money to buy a digital camera, or at least some rudimentary photo editing lessons.

I can’t really put it any better than the reader who submitted it:

Looks like a grave site? And why is it sideways??

No idea.

Sometimes you wonder if a listing agent was drunk when they uploaded the photos of the home they’re allegedly attempting to sell…

And drunk when they took the photos.

Actually, given the home’s decor…

…I can’t help but wonder if the residents were also drunk when they chose their furniture and accents.

So many questionable choices here.

Who’s “up” for some ping pong? No? Not to worry, you can get serious work done in this home, too.

As long as you can work with all the blood rushing to your head, that is.

From the listing description:

Legal 2 Family Can Also Be Used As Owner Occupied Professional Office With Owner Occupied Apartment On Top. Or Legal Two Family.

Because if anything says “professional,” it’s a real estate agent who can’t even be bothered to rotate the listing photos.

Three percent of the $600k asking price would be an $18,000 payday for the agent, should this home sell at its current asking price.

There’s nothing like a hard day’s work.

Sometimes I wonder when I find sideways photos like this if they’re just trying to make it harder to notice how terrible the house is.

I mean, this place was so bad, the previous resident abandoned their wheelchair to escape it!

Probably the unrotated photos are just due to listing agent incompetency though.

What.

What.

Nope.

How does this even happen?

You really have to try to screw the photos up this bad.

I also quite enjoyed the original list price: $4,600,000.