Oh yeah, I will definitely be going down that hallway. NOT.

Here’s the entire listing description:

AWESOME HOME IN THE BEST PART OF DETROIT

I think the listing agent and I have very different definitions of “awesome home.”

I also get the feeling that “the best part of Detroit” is sort of like “the warmest part of Antarctica.”

Gotta love the effort put forth by the listing agent.

The home does at least have an interesting architecture, but overall, if this is “awesome” in “the best part of Detroit”… yikes.

This 8,215 square foot castle in Wayne, Illinois sold on Halloween for $1,000,000.

It sits on 15 acres.

Also: It is awesome.

You can read more about the history of this home here.

Sadly, it has fallen into a bit of disrepair.

Here’s hoping the new owners will take good care of it.

You would be forgiven for wondering why a dated, dingy, run-down, nondescript home in Aberdeen, WA…

…with a totally half-assed set of photos (I mean really—is it that hard to focus a camera?) would sport an asking price of half a million dollars.

Especially when similar homes nearby have recently sold for under $25,000.

Apparently the seller thinks that the fact that this home was one of “about 20 houses” lived in by Kurt Cobain somehow increases its value 20-fold.

Good luck with that.