Wow. Where do you even find furniture like that? The beach ball pillows and almost-matching curtains just really complete the vibe, too.

Apparently it’s some sort of rule for crazy decor that when you get furniture with hideous patterns, you need curtains that match.

If you thought you could escape the crazy patterns in the bedroom, you would be mistaken.

The bathrooms are their own entirely different pieces of work.

So much amazing taste on display in this place.

What’s that? Oh, no, don’t bother getting up. I’m sure your work is very important.

No, it’s no big deal. I’m just taking pictures of your house. You know, so we can try to sell it for $800,000.

Why not retire to the living room with your friends?

Oh, right.

You’re looking at the first two photos for this San Antonio listing.

The listing agent’s description doesn’t mention anything about a $65,000 Maserati Ghibli being included in the home’s $2 million list price.

I really have no idea what’s going on here.

“This massive wall of empty shelves looks too lonely. Better do some staging…”

“Ahh, there. Much better.”

The weird thing about this listing is that most of the home is totally empty, no furniture, no decor, nothing. But the kitchen sort of looks like the owners just barely stepped out of frame.

Apparently Luxor Designs spent so much money on the… um… “design” of this home that they could only afford MS Paint to draw the rendering.

Here’s what the home looks like in reality, apparently.

I wonder how they’re going to magically get a 30-40 foot tall tree next to the completed house. Hmm…

This condo’s photo set starts off well enough with an artsy shot of the building’s exterior.

But a few photos in you realize… you’re only seeing exterior shots.

Okay, so there’s a La Quinta Inns & Suites with a Denny’s in the lobby next door. That’s really useful information for potential buyers. Or something.

Behold the wall. BEHOLD IT.