Asking price: Five million dollars. Total number of photos: 61—most of which are at least halfway decent. And yet, the listing agent chose to lead off their sales pitch with what appears to be a blurry photo of a paper printout of a flyer showing a satellite view of the home. Wow.

And to close things off, they give us… this.

I’m left with so many questions…

Where did the rest of the wall go? What is that strange black thing in the middle? Is the listing agent seriously going to make over $100,000 for this level of effort?

I don’t know about you, but I’m certainly intrigued… about why the seller would pay 25 to 40 thousand dollars to a listing agent who can’t even be bothered to drive by the home with a point-and-shoot digital camera before activating the listing.

P.S. — Between when this post was scheduled and when it actually went live the listing was updated with six actual on-site photos… all exterior. Apparently the agent still can’t get access to the inside of this $1.3M listing?