tile-work…

and stone-work.

Then again, details can be, well… pretty weird… as in an artificially distressed basketball court(?)

Or even one’s own private… “orgasmatron”(?!)

Huh. And I thought Woody Allen was a die-hard New Yorker.

For your decor, ya got yore wagon wheel ceilin’ with long-horn accented ceilin’ fan.

Ya got yore sculpted chandelier that casts a humdinger of a trail ridin’ shadow.

Ya even got yore solid turquoise water trough!

And looky here! Ya got a wagon-load of trainin’ paddocks, not to mention top notch stable facilities. (That there’s horse storage space for you city folk.)

From the submitter:

If you’re not very fond of straight lines, you’re going to like it here.

Indeed. There’s nary a straight line nor edge to be found here.

Quite the interesting bedroom decor there, with the combination of the zebra-print sheets and… is that a clear plastic nightstand full of shredded paper?

Oh, hi there bird.

Um, what’s up guys?

From the listing agent’s description:

Seldom will you find such distinctive, contemporary flair.

Slot machine in the dining room? That’s definitely distinctive.

Where do you even find furniture like that?

Check out the giant high-heel chair. Wowzers.

It’s the little details that make this place so amazing. Like the towel rack that’s held up by a pair of hands. Or the hairy face hand mirror on the counter.

Okay I will admit to lusting after that garage though. Dang.

From submitter Emerald63:

CLUNK!!! That was the sound of my jaw dropping at this stunning home that has the “Gimme, Gimme, Gimme” factor in spades! Who knew? A French chateau in… Arizona?!

Indeed.

Whoa. That is some kitchen.

Take that, zebra.

Wait, the bathtub has its own fireplace? This place just keeps getting better and better.

Angles: This roof has lots of them.

This home is a golf course condo, so of course they needed to feature a photograph of the owner’s… brushes and hat?

…and some poorly-lit rocks outside the window, apparently.

I don’t even know what this is.

Okay, I know what this is, but why is it so tiny?

And, why not throw in a fuzzy spy picture of some dudes playing golf.

This listing has over 70 photos. Apparently the Phoenix-area MLS doesn’t limit how many photos an agent can upload, so some listing agents just upload any random thing that happens to be sitting on their computer. Like a kinda creepy close-up shot of a lady working out.

Or an even closer, even creepier shot of a lady getting a massage.

So I guess the message is “buy this house if you like to look at ladies”?

Because, you know… how else are buyers going to know that your dishwasher is capable of being opened?

…or your microwave?

…or your ovens?

Of course, now I can’t help but wonder… with none of the 52 pictures on this listing showing these appliances closed… maybe they are just stuck open?