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		<title>Keepin&#8217; it Classy in Miami</title>
		<link>https://looneylisting.com/2015/08/05/keepin-it-classy-in-miami/</link>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Marty E.]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Aug 2015 13:00:05 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[I guess when you can afford a $16.5 million condo, you don&#8217;t have to care what anyone thinks of you or your taste in &#8220;art.&#8221;...]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://looneylisting.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/800-S-Pointe-Dr-Unit-1004-33139.jpg" rel="lightbox[6081]"><img loading="lazy" decoding="async" src="http://looneylisting.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/800-S-Pointe-Dr-Unit-1004-33139.jpg" alt="800 S Pointe Dr. #1004, Miami Beach, FL 33139" width="700" height="466" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-6105" srcset="https://looneylisting.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/800-S-Pointe-Dr-Unit-1004-33139.jpg 700w, https://looneylisting.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/800-S-Pointe-Dr-Unit-1004-33139-415x276.jpg 415w, https://looneylisting.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/800-S-Pointe-Dr-Unit-1004-33139-470x313.jpg 470w, https://looneylisting.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/800-S-Pointe-Dr-Unit-1004-33139-100x67.jpg 100w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 700px) 100vw, 700px" /></a></p>
<p>I guess when you can afford a $16.5 million condo, you don&#8217;t have to care what anyone thinks of you or your taste in &#8220;art.&#8221;</p>
<p><a href="http://looneylisting.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/800-S-Pointe-Dr-Unit-1004-33139_02.jpg" rel="lightbox[6081]"><img loading="lazy" decoding="async" src="http://looneylisting.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/800-S-Pointe-Dr-Unit-1004-33139_02.jpg" alt="800 S Pointe Dr. #1004, Miami Beach, FL 33139" width="700" height="466" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-6102" srcset="https://looneylisting.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/800-S-Pointe-Dr-Unit-1004-33139_02.jpg 700w, https://looneylisting.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/800-S-Pointe-Dr-Unit-1004-33139_02-415x276.jpg 415w, https://looneylisting.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/800-S-Pointe-Dr-Unit-1004-33139_02-470x313.jpg 470w, https://looneylisting.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/800-S-Pointe-Dr-Unit-1004-33139_02-100x67.jpg 100w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 700px) 100vw, 700px" /></a></p>
<p>Nothing says &#8220;I am super classy&#8221; like plastering the walls with scantily-clad ladies.</p>
<p><a href="http://looneylisting.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/800-S-Pointe-Dr-Unit-1004-33139_03.jpg" rel="lightbox[6081]"><img loading="lazy" decoding="async" src="http://looneylisting.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/800-S-Pointe-Dr-Unit-1004-33139_03.jpg" alt="800 S Pointe Dr. #1004, Miami Beach, FL 33139" width="700" height="466" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-6103" srcset="https://looneylisting.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/800-S-Pointe-Dr-Unit-1004-33139_03.jpg 700w, https://looneylisting.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/800-S-Pointe-Dr-Unit-1004-33139_03-415x276.jpg 415w, https://looneylisting.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/800-S-Pointe-Dr-Unit-1004-33139_03-470x313.jpg 470w, https://looneylisting.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/800-S-Pointe-Dr-Unit-1004-33139_03-100x67.jpg 100w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 700px) 100vw, 700px" /></a></p>
<p>In nearly every room.</p>
<p>Blech.</p>
<br /><div id="listing-source">Listing: <a href="https://www.redfin.com/FL/Miami-Beach/800-S-Pointe-Dr-33139/unit-1004/home/43406091" title="800 S Pointe Dr. #1004, Miami Beach, FL 33139" target="_new">800 S Pointe Dr. #1004, Miami Beach, FL 33139</a></div><div id="finder-credit">Found by: <a href="http://looneylisting.com/" title="Looney Listing's own Marty E.">Marty E.</a></div>]]></content:encoded>
					
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		<title>Subtle.</title>
		<link>https://looneylisting.com/2013/06/14/subtle/</link>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Marty E.]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Jun 2013 13:00:16 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m sure that bar doesn&#8217;t make female visitors feel at all uncomfortable. Oh wait, silly me. That assumes that the current owner of this home...]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://looneylisting.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/333-S-Mapleton-Dr-90024-750.jpg" rel="lightbox[1576]"><img loading="lazy" decoding="async" src="http://looneylisting.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/333-S-Mapleton-Dr-90024-750.jpg" alt="333 S Mapleton Dr., Los Angeles, CA 90024" width="750" height="380" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1580" srcset="https://looneylisting.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/333-S-Mapleton-Dr-90024-750.jpg 750w, https://looneylisting.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/333-S-Mapleton-Dr-90024-750-300x152.jpg 300w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 750px) 100vw, 750px" /></a></p>
<p>I&#8217;m sure that bar doesn&#8217;t make female visitors feel <em>at all</em> uncomfortable.</p>
<p>Oh wait, silly me.  That assumes that the current owner of this home actually has female visitors.</p>
<p><a href="http://looneylisting.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/333-S-Mapleton-Dr-90024_02.jpg" rel="lightbox[1576]"><img loading="lazy" decoding="async" src="http://looneylisting.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/333-S-Mapleton-Dr-90024_02.jpg" alt="333 S Mapleton Dr., Los Angeles, CA 90024" width="640" height="442" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1579" srcset="https://looneylisting.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/333-S-Mapleton-Dr-90024_02.jpg 640w, https://looneylisting.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/333-S-Mapleton-Dr-90024_02-300x207.jpg 300w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px" /></a></p>
<p>The rest of the home is unassuming enough, although there are only 12 photos for some reason.  Seems like you might include a bit more than that when you&#8217;re trying to sell a home for $11 million.</p>
<br /><div id="listing-source">Listing: <a href="http://www.redfin.com/CA/Los-Angeles/333-S-Mapleton-Dr-90024/home/6824701" title="333 S Mapleton Dr., Los Angeles, CA 90024" target="_new">333 S Mapleton Dr., Los Angeles, CA 90024</a></div><br /><div id="finder-credit">Found by: Christin C.</div>]]></content:encoded>
					
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		<title>LUBRICATION</title>
		<link>https://looneylisting.com/2013/06/10/lubrication/</link>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Marty E.]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Jun 2013 13:00:16 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Um, yeah. So, there&#8217;s that. I guess it&#8217;s important not to forget. Aside from the&#8230; interesting choice of bathroom decor, it&#8217;s a little hard to...]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://looneylisting.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/500-W-Lee-St-98119-Unit-110.jpg" rel="lightbox[1555]"><img loading="lazy" decoding="async" src="http://looneylisting.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/500-W-Lee-St-98119-Unit-110.jpg" alt="500 W Lee St. #110, Seattle, WA 98119" width="1024" height="759" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1557" srcset="https://looneylisting.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/500-W-Lee-St-98119-Unit-110.jpg 1024w, https://looneylisting.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/500-W-Lee-St-98119-Unit-110-300x222.jpg 300w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px" /></a></p>
<p>Um, yeah.  So, there&#8217;s that.  I guess it&#8217;s important not to forget.</p>
<p>Aside from the&#8230; interesting choice of bathroom decor, it&#8217;s a little hard to tell in this listing what&#8217;s for sale.</p>
<p><a href="http://looneylisting.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/500-W-Lee-St-98119-Unit-110_02.jpg" rel="lightbox[1555]"><img loading="lazy" decoding="async" src="http://looneylisting.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/500-W-Lee-St-98119-Unit-110_02.jpg" alt="500 W Lee St. #110, Seattle, WA 98119" width="889" height="1024" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1558" srcset="https://looneylisting.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/500-W-Lee-St-98119-Unit-110_02.jpg 889w, https://looneylisting.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/500-W-Lee-St-98119-Unit-110_02-260x300.jpg 260w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 889px) 100vw, 889px" /></a></p>
<p>Is it a home or a bunch of tastefully-arranged furniture?</p>
<p><a href="http://looneylisting.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/500-W-Lee-St-98119-Unit-110_03.jpg" rel="lightbox[1555]"><img loading="lazy" decoding="async" src="http://looneylisting.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/500-W-Lee-St-98119-Unit-110_03.jpg" alt="500 W Lee St. #110, Seattle, WA 98119" width="779" height="1024" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1559" srcset="https://looneylisting.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/500-W-Lee-St-98119-Unit-110_03.jpg 779w, https://looneylisting.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/500-W-Lee-St-98119-Unit-110_03-228x300.jpg 228w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 779px) 100vw, 779px" /></a></p>
<p>Also, after seeing the bathroom, I&#8217;m really curious what this neon pink sign says, but I can&#8217;t make out the word from just the last three letters.</p>
<p><a href="http://looneylisting.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/500-W-Lee-St-98119-Unit-110_04.jpg" rel="lightbox[1555]"><img loading="lazy" decoding="async" src="http://looneylisting.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/500-W-Lee-St-98119-Unit-110_04.jpg" alt="500 W Lee St. #110, Seattle, WA 98119" width="929" height="1024" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1563" srcset="https://looneylisting.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/500-W-Lee-St-98119-Unit-110_04.jpg 929w, https://looneylisting.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/500-W-Lee-St-98119-Unit-110_04-272x300.jpg 272w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 929px) 100vw, 929px" /></a></p>
<p>Any ideas?</p>
<br /><div id="listing-source">Listing: <a href="http://www.redfin.com/WA/Seattle/500-W-Lee-St-98119/unit-110/home/45516269" title="500 W Lee St. #110, Seattle, WA 98119" target="_new">500 W Lee St. #110, Seattle, WA 98119</a></div><div id="finder-credit">Found by: <a href="http://looneylisting.com/" title="Looney Listing's own Marty E.">Marty E.</a></div>]]></content:encoded>
					
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		<title>The Blue Room</title>
		<link>https://looneylisting.com/2012/12/03/the-blue-room/</link>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Marty E.]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Dec 2012 14:00:50 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m sure nothing but wholesome activities go on in this room. And clearly everyone in here will be watching the movie. That&#8217;s why the seating...]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://looneylisting.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/904-N-Crescent-Dr-90210.jpg" rel="lightbox[723]"><img loading="lazy" decoding="async" src="http://looneylisting.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/904-N-Crescent-Dr-90210.jpg" alt="904 North Crescent Dr., Beverly Hills, CA 90210" title="904 North Crescent Dr., Beverly Hills, CA 90210" width="640" height="427" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-725" srcset="https://looneylisting.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/904-N-Crescent-Dr-90210.jpg 640w, https://looneylisting.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/904-N-Crescent-Dr-90210-300x200.jpg 300w, https://looneylisting.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/904-N-Crescent-Dr-90210-470x313.jpg 470w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px" /></a></p>
<p>I&#8217;m sure nothing but wholesome activities go on in this room.</p>
<p><a href="http://looneylisting.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/904-N-Crescent-Dr-90210_02.jpg" rel="lightbox[723]"><img loading="lazy" decoding="async" src="http://looneylisting.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/904-N-Crescent-Dr-90210_02.jpg" alt="904 North Crescent Dr., Beverly Hills, CA 90210" title="904 North Crescent Dr., Beverly Hills, CA 90210" width="640" height="425" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-726" srcset="https://looneylisting.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/904-N-Crescent-Dr-90210_02.jpg 640w, https://looneylisting.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/904-N-Crescent-Dr-90210_02-300x199.jpg 300w, https://looneylisting.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/904-N-Crescent-Dr-90210_02-470x312.jpg 470w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px" /></a></p>
<p>And clearly everyone in here will be watching the movie.  That&#8217;s why the seating is basically a bunch of beds.</p>
<br /><div id="listing-source">Listing: <a href="http://www.redfin.com/CA/Beverly-Hills/904-N-Crescent-Dr-90210/home/6821410" title="904 North Crescent Dr., Beverly Hills, CA 90210" target="_new">904 North Crescent Dr., Beverly Hills, CA 90210</a></div><div id="finder-credit">Found by: <a href="http://looneylisting.com/" title="Looney Listing's own Marty E.">Marty E.</a></div>]]></content:encoded>
					
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