Nope. Nothing creepy about this room at all. Totally normal.

Also normal: Medieval-style banquet hall dining room seating for 20.

…and a costume room.

Sure, why wouldn’t there be a Día de Muertos themed room, too. Just throw it in there.

I don’t recognize the object of this home seller’s adoration.

But wowzers do they ever adore him. Not one, but two full-on shrines, plus a giant photo above the fireplace…

…two in this bedroom…

…and one more in this bedroom.

Anybody recognize who this is?

[Update: Paradox solves the mystery in the comments below. It’s Sathya Sai Baba, described by Wikipedia as “an Indian guru and spiritual leader.”]

What is it about horses that seems to inspire these horse shrines?

This is not the first horse shrine we’ve seen on Looney Listing.

The rest of the house is relatively normal. I mean, as normal as you would expect for a $7 million listing.

That’s quite a bit of green.

I will admit to feeling an inkling of envy for their outdoor grill / party space.

That is a lot of beer cans. But the really cool part about this room isn’t what’s inside, it’s how you get inside…

Here’s a shot of the door into the beer shrine / game room:

Don’t see it? Here, let’s get a bit closer…

BOOM. Hidden door!

At least it adds some interest to this otherwise rather uninspiring home.

Why would brand new construction have a dog shrine closet? The rest of the house looks normal enough, so what the heck is going on with this closet?

Also, the only exterior photos are drawings. Does this home really exist or is it just some kind of trap placed by intelligent canines hoping to lure in unsuspecting humans for a game of fetch?

“…and this [motions with hand] is our horse room.”