Wow. This photo of an incomplete toilet on an unfinished floor in a darkened room tells us so much about the home being offered for sale. I’m so glad the listing agent chose to feature this particular aspect of the home.

Also included in this fine listing: An awesome barn that’s totally not about to fall over:

I don’t think you got a close enough look at the barn. Let’s go to the next photo:

Still not sold yet? But wait, there’s more! We’ll also throw in… mud!

“But what about the house?”

Let’s just say it… needs some work.

I’m fairly certain that this is the first home I’ve seen for sale with its own mini-golf course.

Not sure that the placement of the kid’s playground right next to the pond is the greatest idea, but hey at least the kids get their own place to play, in case they don’t like mini-golf.

…or pool.

…or tennis.

…or volleyball.

…or swimming pool basketball.

This is definitely the only house I’ve seen with a pool, a volleyball court, a tennis court, a pool table, a playground, and a mini-golf course. And all that for only $1.8 million. What a steal!