There appears to be an eight-foot-tall green spider bearing down on this home.

Or maybe it just wants to go for a dip in the pool.

That’s a garden path I think I’d be avoiding.

The giant spider’s not all this home has to offer. There’s also giant dragonfly, with its own viewing room.

That’s one way to spend your evenings, I suppose.

Seeing a spider the size of a doberman dangling from the living room might not be too odd… If the home hadn’t been sitting on the market since April.

Also note that they made sure to include a few photos of “the help.” So classy.

And the boat of course.

And the boat at night.

Because how the boat looks at night is what really sells this 5.5 million dollar home.

Um… Don’t look now, but… um… you seem to have a giant spider on your front lawn.