The listing does’t say, but I’m pretty sure all those sweet cars are not included in the $4M list price for this “home.”

What’s that thing in the middle, around the shiny red Mercedes?

Oh, just a freakin’ car lift. No biggie.

So what about the home’s living space? Living room? Kitchen?

Immediately adjacent to the showroom, of course.

And when you’re done gazing at your cars, you can retire to the bedroom…

…and watch cars on TV.

Gee, I wonder what this seller’s prized possessions are?

The listing agent had an allotment of 30 photos to showcase this 11,500 square foot home. Here’s how he used them:

• 9 photos of the two white sports cars
• 4 photos of the living room
• 2 identical photos of the bathroom
• 2 ridiculously over-processed, hyper-saturated exterior shots
• 2 aerial shots
• 1 site drawing
• 10 photos of the rest of the house

That one is the primary photo.

This would be a terrifying reality to live in, frankly.

Apparently the key to making living in a lifeless desert marginally tolerable is sports cars.

Note how the imaginary rendered cars keep moving around so they are conveniently visible in almost every view.

Even inside.

Okay so the rear shot of this imaginary home hugging the hillside doesn’t appear to have the sports cars. Oh well.

For some reason the official listing photos on this one are tiny, but you can view a much higher-resolution set a Sotheby’s Realty.