Nothing sells a home quite like a living room packed to the gills with dolls.

Bonus:

Gotta love the classic Pacific Northwest outdoor photos: “The ground is obviously covered in rain but we have photoshopped in a bright blue sky anyway.”

All kinds of weird staging going on in this place. From the lone typewriter with no seating…

…to the pair of tall chairs just sitting by themselves in the corner.

Also: Dining with George and Martha Washington. And nothing else.

The home does have one cool feature though…

That’s the “400SF bomb shelter converted into a wine cellar.” Nice. Survivalism in style.

Um… is that a mold of a pregnant lady’s torso on the bathroom counter?

And why are there sheep standing on empty cable spools in the back yard?

The mostly melted snowman in the front yard is a nice touch, though.